Bob Ross. He's everyone's favorite ASMR maker. Unfortunately he's dead. But, he still lives on in everyone's hearts. Especially mine. I took it upon myself to find Season 0 of his The Joy of Painting series. The season was exactly like everyone thought it would be like, but with one single difference: Bob Ross never beat the devil out of his paint brush. And on the final episode, Bob Ross said he was possessed by the devil, and then the screen flashed a bunch of pictures of dead children getting raped by their grandfathers. That was really bad. Images of pedophile grandfathers also being necrophile grandfathers doing incest with their grandchildren is not okay. That's three very inappropriate fetishes. Also, these kids had very deep gashes where their stomach vital organs sat. I was very disgusted by this imagery so I turned off the episode, threw the entire season in the trash can, put the trash bag into the dumpster, began burning the dumpster, had the dump truck grab it, where the dump truck would start burning, and so they had to throw the dump truck in the dump, and the dump began to burn, and then I began blowing away the smoke from the dump with air into space.
Bob Ross, you're a cunt.